This Sunday we went to see the new Indiana Jones movie with my family, and during a scene in the movie where several bad guys get eaten alive by a swarm of very large ants in the Amazon, I was reminded of my list of ways not to die and decided to adjust it to include the ants.

1. Being eaten alive by Zombies
2. Being eaten alive by giant insects of any kind
3. Burning alive (at the stake or otherwise)
4. Being eaten by a small shark (larger sharks don’t scare me as much, as they would probably kill me with one bite)
5. Bleing bludgeoned to death